1. MOSQUITOS
are more attracted to COLOUR BLUE than any other colour.
2. OCTOPUS
have three HEART.
3. A
75 year old person will have slept about 23 years.
4. There
are as many CHICKEN on EARTH as there HUMANS.
5. WOMAN
wishing to enter Canada to work as a STRIPPER must provide NAKED PHOTOS of
herself to qualify for VISA.
6. RAIN
has never been recorded in some part of the ATACAMADESERT IN CHILE.
7. MICHAEL
TOLOTOS, whose died at age of 80 NEVER SAW WOMAN and he wasn’t blind.
8. in
INDIA people are legally allowed to marry a DOG.
9. Female
kangaroos have 3 vaginas.
10. ISAAC
NEWTON was virgin when he died.
11. HUMAN
eye is 587 mega pixel.
12. The
HUMMING BIRD is the only bird that can fly backwards.
13. PURE
HONEY is the only food that doesn’t spoil.
14. GIRAFFES
sleep only 20 minute pre day
15. The
longest English word without a single vowel is “RHYTHM”.
16. A
GOLD FISH has memory span of three seconds.
17. MALAYSIANS
protect their babies from disease by bathing them with BEER.
18. There
exist a book titled “EVERY THING A MAN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN” that has around 100
pages all which are blank.
19. When
two people share a dislike of another person, it bring them closer.
20. CAT
will clean themselves after you pet them because they hate human smell.
21. EMILIO
MARCOS PALMA was the first person know to be born on the continent of
ANTARCTICA IN JANUARY, 1978.
22. If
you type “IIIUMINATI” back followed by “.com” in your address bar, you end up
at the U.S government’s national security page.
23. The
word “ALMOST” is the longest English word with all the letters in alphabetical
order.
24. The
average life span of a MOSQUITO is two(2) weeks.
25. It
took 220 years after PENCIL was
invented for someone to invent the eraser.
26. If
you cut off a SNAIL’S eye, it will grow a new one.
27. ABUTTERFLY
sees you through their 12,000 eyes.
28. LOBSTERS
urinate through two holes located on their face.
29. Someone
gets divorced every 10 to 13 second AMERICA
30. Only
about 2% of the world has GREEN EYES.
31. An
OSTRICH can outrun a HORSE.
32. In
FRANCE, during the 1800, the most famous and highly paid per former was a
FARTER.
33. An
ARROW FROG has enough has enough poison to kill over 2,200 people.
34. SHEEP
won’t drink from running water.
35. OSTRICHS
can live up to 75 years old.
36. HUMANS
are the only species in the world that has PUBIC HAIR.
37. In HAWAII, native women signal that they are
available by placing flower on their right ear!
38. Your
NOSE can remember 50,000 scent.
39. The
average amount of time a woman can keep a secret is 47 hours and 15 minutes.
40. 70%
of people are good at giving advice but find it difficult to follow their own.
41. Each
year, the U.S. spend more on war and destruction than the entire planet spends
on health care.
42. Reading
and dreaming are functions of two different sides of the brain. This is why you
can’t read in a dream.
43. A
person who smoke a pack of cigarettes a day will on average, lose two teeth
every ten years.
44. When
a MALE HONEY bee climaxes during sex, his testicles explode and dies.
45. CANDLES
will burn longer and drip less if placed in freezer a few hours before using.
46. The
largest cell in the human body is the female egg and the smallest is the is the
male sperm.
47. There
is a town in Pennsylvania named INTERCOURSE.
48. JIMMY
CARTER is the first U.S president to have been born in a hospital
49. In
ALBANIA, nodding your head mean No and shaking your head mean ‘yes’
50. The
river of five colour, in COLOMBIA,RIOCANO CASTELS, or the river of five
colour’s is a special place where for a brief period of time every year when
the condition are just right, the river explodes with 5 vibrant colours your
eyes won’t believe.
51. Having
no friends has the same effect on life expectancy as smoking 15 cigarettes
every day.
52. French
author MICHEL THEALER publishes a 233 page novel which has no verbs.
53. The
STRONGEST muscle in the body is the TONGUE.
54. MARK
ZUCKERBERG made face book blue because he is red-green colour blind.
55. ASTRONANTS
are not allowed to eat bean before they go into space because farting in a
space suit damages it.
56. BANANA
and human share about half of the same DNA which means human are 50% identical
to banana.
57. According
to a survey conducted in “the Art of Kissing” “96% of women enjoy having their
neck kissing the most.
58. GEORGE.W.BUSH
was once a cheer leader.
59. UREA
the chemical that is mostly found in your urine and make it smell bad, it also
found in cigarettes to enhance.
60. In
FRANCE, it is legal to marry a dead person.
61. The
human brain has the capacity to store everything that you experience.
62. PRESIDENT
BNSH and SADDAM HUSSEIN both had their shoes made by the Italian shoemaker.
63. Your
TONGUE is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.
64. In
QUITMAN, GEOGIA, U.S, it is illegal for a chicken to cross the road.
65. 91%
of women will rather cancel their first date than showing up without make up.
66. Up
until 1884, a Victorian-era woman could be sent to prison for denying a husband
sex.
67. Like
finger print, everyone’s TOUNGE PRINT is different.
68. ALASKAN
residents are allowed by law to grow up to 25 marijuana plants for personal
usage.
69. During
the middle age, talkative women were punished by being forced to were metal
cages on their heads.
70. BILL
GATE told is university teacher, he wound be a millionaire by the age of 30.He
became a billionaire at the age of 31.
71. 85%
of people tend to walk around in circles while talking on the phone.
72. 75
% people tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish their
incomplete dreams.
73. There
are about 3 reported cases of DOIPHINS raping humans every year.
74. The
average person will spend three (3) year on the toilet during their life time.
75. About
half of mental disorder begin before the age of 14!.
76. 30
minute of exercise and movement can make you 10% smarter.
77. When
you were little, 95% of you believe moon follow your car.
78. HITLER
dated 3 women in his life time.
79. CAMELS
have three eye lids to protect themselves from blowing sand.
80. China
has more English-speaking people than the United States.
81. Within
5 minutes of walking, half of your dream is forgotten. Within 10 minutes , 90%
is gone.
82. On
December 16th 1811 the mighty MISSISSIPPI river began to flow
backwards due to a powerful earth quake.
83. STARFISH don’t have brains.
84. Your
foot is the same length as your fore arm, and your thumb is the same length as
your nose .Also, the length of your lips is the same as the index finger.
85. EARTH travels through space at 66,700 miles
per hour.
86. The
average women spends between 5 and 8 hour a day gossiping.
87. Men
who KISS their wives in the morning live 5 years longer than those who don’t.
88. STRAWBERRY is the only fruit
with its seed on the outside.
89. There
is a penis festival held every year in Japan in April.
90. SHARKS
apparently are the only animals that never get sick. From what is known, they are immune to every known disease
including cancer.
91. A
KANGAROO RAT can last longer without water than a camel can.
92. “silent”
and “listen” spelled same letters.
93. If
you are in total darkness for than 3 days you can become permanently blind.
94. The
BASENJI DOG is the only dog that is not able tonbark.
95. The ROMANS used crushed mouse brains as tooth
paste.
96. GEORGE
WASHINGTON died the last hour of the last day of the last week of the last
month of the last year of the 18th century
97. Alcohol
triggers the region of the brain responsible for honesty. An intoxicated person
is more likely to tell the truth.
98. In
TOKYO, a bicycle is faster than a car for most trip less than 50minutres.
99. Female
condors lay a single egg once every 2 years.
100.
When JEWISH GIRLS get their first period,
they are slapped by their mothers because it is a tradition in their culture.
101.
The ratio of insects to humans is
200,000,000:1.
102.
HITLER had only 1 testicle, the other was
shot off in world war 1, and medic john jambor saved his life and regretted it
till he died in 1985.
103.
A BLUE WHALE’S tongue weighs more than an
elephant.
104.
ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL, the inventor of
telephone, never telephone is wife or mother because they were both deaf.
105.
OWL is the only bird which can rotate its
head 270 degrees.
106.
There are 7 billion people in the world if
you meet each person for 1 second, it would take 32 years to meet every one.
107.
The name of all CONTINENTS END with the same
the same letter they STARTwith.
108.
The president and CEO of mc donald’s never
graduated from collage.
109.
HUMAN and DOLPHINS are the only animals that
have sex for their pleasure.
110.
You can buy a WIFE from VIETNAM for $ 6,000.
111.
In ANCIENT ENGLAND a person could not have
sex unless you had consent of the king(Fornication under consent of the
F.U.C.K.)
112.
The CHAMELEON has tongue that is one and
half times in length of his body.
113.
The leg bone of a bat are so thin that no
bat can walk.
114.
There once was a town mamed “6” in west
VIRGINIA.
115.
ALBERT EINSTEIN NEVER know how to drive a
car.
116.
You can live for week with out eating, but
will most likely die without sleeping for 11 days.
117.
A DUTCH court ruled that a bank robber could
deduct the £2,000 he paid for his pistol from the £6,6oo he has to return to
the bank.
118.
It is believed that SHAKESPEARE was 46
around the time that the KNG JAMES VERSION of the bible was written. in psalms
46, the 46th word from the beginning is “shake” and the 46th
word from the last word is “spear”.
119.
All POLAR BEARS are left handed.
120.
Studies show that the AVERAGE DOG has the
same INTELLIGENCE as a2 years OLD CHILD. They can under stand up to 250 words
and motions.
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1.
Every time you sneeze, some of your brain cells
die.
2.
PARROT FISH has an ability to spontaneously
change its gender from female to male.
3.
160 CAR can drive side by side on the
monumental Axis in Brazil, the world’s widest road.
4.
The only time in history, the US was not in
debt was in 1835 when ANDREW JACKSON was president.
5.
It is possible to see a RAINBOW at night!.
6.
KISSES longer than one second is illegal in
HALETHROPE, MARYLAND.
7.
ADUTCHMAN at the age 32 began a free “baby
making” service and in 9 year time he has 82 children spread around the globe.
8.
The third right arm of a male octopus is
also his penis.
9.
AGIRL must have written PERMISSION from her
father before she can wear a mini skirt that is 4INCH above her knee in
MISSISSIPPI.
10.
EARTH worms have five HEARTS!!!.
11.
MICHAEL JACKSON became a billionaire at age
of 18.
12.
FRUIT are actually the ovaries of flower.
13.
If you FART consistently for 6 year and a
months, enough gas is produce to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
14.
The only sense that doesn’t fully rest when
we are sleeping is our HEARING.
15.
There is enough carbon in your body to make
900PENCILS.
16.
Barack Obama was the first president to ever
brew beer in the WHITEHOUSE.
17.
There are 47 people named “LOI” in the U.S
18.
GIVING BIRTH is the second most painful
thing a human can experience. The first is being BURNEDALIVE.
19.
When a MOTHERPENGUIN loses her chicks, she
will often try to steal from other female penguins living in the vicinity.
20.
There more cows in Indian, than cars in the
U.S
21.
Penguins have been known to engage in
“prostitution”. They will have sex with males in exchange for food and pebbles.
22.
Some lions mate over 50 time a day.
23.
82% students pretend to concentrate in the
class so that their teacher doesn’t ask them a question.
24.
Three kisses a day can speed up and
strengthen your metabolism.
25.
Studying for 30-50 minutes at a time (with10
minutes breaks in between) is the most effective way to retain information.
26.
99% of people cannot lick their elbow.
27.
NUDITY in public was considered perfectly
acceptable in action Greece, but was declared indecent if a man revealed an
erection.
28.
ABRAHAM LINCOLN,S grandfather was also named
Abraham Lincoln. He was shot and killed, as well.
29.
The BACTERIA found in YOGURT is the same
bacteria found inside a VAGINA.
30.
JELLYFISH can still sting you even when they
are dead.
1.
The word” MORON”IMBECILE”and”IDIOT” were
once medical terms.
2.
It is illegal to kiss on railways in FRANCE.
3.
Being OVERWEIGHT in Japan is considered
illegal.
4.
Before having sex, scorpions grab each other
by the claws and dance.
5.
Elephant can die from a broken heart.
6.
In Denmark, you get paid to go to school.
7.
In 1776
,the slogan printed on American currency was “MIND YOUR BUSINSS”
8.
HITLER used his school reports cards as
toilet paper.
9.
The fear of thunder is called “ACROPHOBIA”
Madonna suffer from it.
10.
FIDEL
CASTRO has slept with over 35,000 WOMEN.
11.
The more intelligent a women is, the likely
she is to be fertile.
12.
There is a town in Pennsylvania named
“CLAIMAX”
13.
ANCIENT EGYPTIANS would mourn the death of
cats by shaving of the their eye brows
14.
GOSSIPING has positive effect on women. It elevates
levels of progesterone, a hormone that reduces stress and feels good.
15.
BANANAS, PASTA and NUT are all known to be
the great stress relieving foods.
16.
If a line is drawn using chalk around ANTS
they will never cross it.
17.
91%
of people text thing they could never say in person.
18.
Rich Chinese families used to hire strippers
for funerals.
The thing that we smell, touch and see strongly
influences the way we think. This is called “EMBODIED COGNITION”
1. The
WHITE HOUSE was originally GRAY. After the war of 1812,it was rebuit and
painted white.
2. PHOSPHINE:
The name of the stars and colors you see when you rubbing your eyes.
3. ANCIENT
OLYMPIC athletes competed NUDE.
4. NELSON
MAMDELA’S favourite breakfast is plain porridge, with fresh friuit and fresh
milke.
5. There
is a jail in NEBRASKA that uses CATS to relax the prisoners.
6. When
hippo are UPSET, their sweat turns RED.
7. History
has shown that TIGER is most likely to win a fight against LION.
8. WOMEN
are more likely to forget compliments and remember insult.
9. The
first time a CONDOM was seen on Television was in 1987 on ashow called
“VALERIE”.
10. Your
DERAMS are more likely to end just as you get to the BEST PART.
11. The
speed in which a chameleon shot out it’s tongue to catch prey is 2 time faster
than a fighter jet.
12. In
2010, there was a major traffic jam in CHINA that lasted for about 12DAYS.
13. 37%
of Twitter Account are fake account
created by the FBI and CIA to spy on user to monitor social networking
activity.
14. CAT
can survive by 32-story fall than 6-story fall.
15. 16YEARS
AND 2MONTHS is the average age at which a female in the U.S.LOSES HER
VIRGINITY.
16. One
in every three hundred birth in the U.S occurs in a VEHICLE.
17. Think
of a NUMBER, DOUBLE it Add six HALF IT. Take away the number you started with.
Your answer is THREE.
18. RAT
and horses can’t VOMIT.
19. ANCIENT
ROMANS at one time used human urine as ingredient in their TOOTHPASTE.
20. CATS
cannot taste sweet things.
21. LOBSTERS
have rubber bands on their claws to prevent them ftrom eating each other!
22. THE
SPERM OF DUCK have antibiotics in it which helps to stop the spread of STI’s.
The brighter the bill, the more antibiotics.
23. Everyone
thought ALBERT EINSTEIN suffered from dyslexia, because he couldn’t speak
properly until he was 9 YEARS OLD.
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